Tits McGee Update 2

Having had a bit of a chat with one of the less-crazy-than-most boys I’ve met online, it turns out that we girls are not the only ones that get sent really crazy messages on these scary sites.

            Here’s a classic that might go some way to explain why this particular young lady was still single and having to look online:

“You have taken my heart,

Give it back!

But you can’t just give it back,

It belongs to you!

So the only way for me to get my ear back,

Is for you to belong to me!

Be mine, be mine,

Cause my heart is yours.”

Wowza, I hope he went and checked on the status of his pet bunny after he received that one!