Miss P: You sound like a pro at this game! Are you a wiz at pub quizzes too? Oh, and thank you for advising against the use of the word ‘bum’ as a Scrabble opener. Who knew there could be such a minefield to navigate when you’re just trying to score points against your housemate! It sounds like a much more dangerous game than I initially appreciated.
Him: Well, there is no such thing as subtlety in Scrabble!
Miss P: So it would seem.
Him: Well, I hope you have a good fame this evening (I sound so middle-aged). Meanwhile, I will turn to the Harvard International Review for the next hour, before finishing off some matters for work*.
*Please read this with a pinch of the proverbial salt
**A very impressive Scrabble word
Um, am I supposed to know which bit of this chat I should take with proverbial salt…the work bit or the Harvard International Review bit? Maybe it’s time to go and play on Google.
New Google Search: What the bloody hell is the Harvard International Review, and if I’m so stupid that I don’t know what it is, will I be able to understand it if I were to try and read it? Search.
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