T-Bag with history

Whilst working her way around a number of high flying jobs in the States, T-Bag has had some previous experience trying her hand at a bit of online fishing, and she has now (seeing as we’re all signed up and in acceptance of The Rules), admitted that it resulted in some very dubious messages.

            Today, she sent us two examples, and I have to admit, I’m a bit scared about getting started on this slightly questionable adventure. Want to see why? Yeah you do.

Example Number One:

Dear,

I am very much impressed to read the details about you. I am 21 years’ old and studying in the indian city Chandigarh. I am an Indian and I have been living in the city of Chandigarh, which situate in north india.

At present I am also learning German. I belong to the Sikh Religion and I wear a turban. I would like to make friendship with you and shall be very thankful to you if you please send me your photo. Next time I will also send you my photograph and also few pictures from India.

Bhupinder Sign Bajwa

(Yeah, he wasn’t looking for an American bride or anything was he? He couldn't even be bothered to work out who he was addressing the email to!)

Example Number Two:

(Subject: you are very deep)

 I see you like to write and are very creative.

I like that in a person. I too am very creative and perhaps we can create something together.

I know I aint the best looking cat in town but I am the most sincere and affectionate person you’ll ever meet.

I have only been in love 4 times in my life and I want the next one to last forever.

Scott

(As if the total lack of grammar wasn’t enough, check out the photo! Oh that photo – where to start Scott?! Why have you taken your pets to work? What’s with the dual ferret arrangement?  Did you make that weird handcuff art in the background? What the hell kind of creation were you hoping to make with our poor T-Bag!? No, no thank you love - good luck in your search though sweetie.)

Good God I hope there is some sort of screening process that we can invoke on this game. I’m scared. I’m oh so scared!